Proofreading Mistakes

For some months I have been a Beta(proofreader) for several aspiring authors. Not only do I enjoy reading their stories as they unfold but I also enjoy reading their mistakes! Here are a few:

She walked up to the door and rang the buzzard.

He has trouble getting his composer back.

"...makes me act "wontonly" she implies.......

He gently messaged her breasts.

She realized that one of his faults, and there were few, he was Closter phobic.

She plunged the steak into his heart.

kays